MY SISTER'S FEET.

I remember when I was in 4th grade, me and my friend Sam and I would always have  sleepovers. Me and my friend would sleep on my full-bed and Heather (my twin) was always afraid of the dark or something so she would secretly curl up beside us in the somewhat small bed secretly, in the middle of the night, while me and Same are sleeping. The first time this happened, I thought some stranger was going to kill us, but no, it was just my not very smart sister. 


Anyway, one time, my sister did something REALLY weird in the bed. 

Don't pee in it!

So basically, I was the first to fall asleep, so I slept on my bed.

Don't disturb me.

Then Sam went to sleep beside me.

DON'T GET ANY BAD IDEAS!!

Then in the middle of the night, my sister comes up and sleeps near our feet and sticks her feet in our mouths unconsciously and wakes us up. 

My dumb twin is sticking her feet in our faces as she sleeps, and giggling.

Yeash, let's just say heather woke up with a black eye and food on her forehead.
Speaking of foreheads, I have a big one. 

I FEEL SO WASTED!!

I bet many people have been in this situation before. You text somebody and they don't text you back. And you know how you have to pay like 15 cents for EVERY SINGLE TEXT. So it's almost like your wasting money on somebody. 


This has been going on for me for a few years now. My friend (Let's nickname her Anne, for now.), never ever seams to answer my texts, emails, calls, anything. She used to answer my calls, but now I'm beginning to think she is too retarded to use her phone, or I wonder if she forgot how to use her phone.

This is my demented friend, learning how to learn her phone.

So, I would text "Hey Anne!" and five minutes later she would not respond. So I'd say "Hello? You there?" and I still don't get an answer. 


This carries on and it gets to the point where I think Anne is mad at me or something. I say "You know, you don't have to give me the silent treatment. If your mad at me, just say it!". I get extremely frustrated and stare at my phone in despair and agony and wait for her to respond. 

Me staring at cell phone in despair and agony.

I tried texting her for hours and hours, and I never got a reply. -.-

12:00 pm

6:00 pm

9:00 am

After sending a couple hate text-messages, she finally answers. "GOSH GOSH, HAILEE! I love you but your not giving me a chance to speak at all! GOD!". I stare at my phone in complete confusion.


I was trying to message her for 4 hours. I sent a text every 10 minutes or so. So I suppose, passably Anne has a very simple and slow mind, And maybe it takes her 30 min to send a 10 word text. So I gave her time to think after my next text. "What's up?"


I waited 10 min. No reply. So this is basically what the next hour looked like:

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I go mental as I wait.

So I start to accept the fact that she will probably never text me back, and just as I accept it, she finally texts back. "Pooping". 


ARE YOU @#$%ING SERIOUS??? I WAIT SO MANY HOURS FOR THIS! I WAIT SO LONG AND MY ONLY RESPONSE IS POOPING?? WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN!! @#$%!!!


So yeah, I flipped out for a while...

"ARRGGHHHH!!"

And that, my friends, is how I feel about ignoring texts.